Give me back my Body.

 

A skeleton screamed as it entered the bedroom.

Tony, in Emma's body, still looked up in surprise.

The man lying next to him, Emma, who was his boyfriend, let out a scream of terror at the sight of a skeleton holding a knife coming towards them.

He was even more surprised when the skeleton said, "Jeffrey, how could you sleep with him?"

Emma just chuckled and said Jeffrey had no idea who I was until you let the cat out of the bag.

Jeff, I'm Tony. I'm a dirty old man.

I skinned your girlfriend and stole her flesh.

Jeffrey let out a blood-curdling scream of terror and said You're a man.

The skeleton screamed at him Is that all you're concerned about, not that he murdered the love of your life for her flesh.

Jeffrey quickly tried to get out of bed, slipped, banged his head and passed out on the floor.

When he came in some hours later, he was a skeleton in a wooden box.

Unbeknownst to him, Tony had told Jessica he couldn't give her her skin back; it was a one-way transference.

But he offered her Jeffrey.

Now she is Geoffrey, making love to what used to be her body, and she had to admit Tony did know how to make a man happy in bed.